Monday, January 3, 2011

According to Me, the beginning.

Maybe you can relate to this. I am Facebook "friends" with my boyfriend's Mother, Father, and assorted members of his family, my family and my co-workers. Which has prevented me from posting to the best of my ability. Nothing sucks more than having people stalk you on Facebook with their fingers' crossed, hoping you will post something they can bitch at you about (ahem, Mom!). Saying I feel trapped by Facebook's evil clutches would be a huge understatement. So, I created myself a space where I am completely anonymous. Now, I have the freedom to share whatever I want, whenever I want, and however I want. Huzzah!

First things first, I smoke pot. Now, I don't smoke everyday but it is definitely a 2011 New Year's resolution that I will be adamantly working toward. I have been a weed enthusiast for almost 7 years now, and I guess I just don't understand what the big deal is? Is it because I have already tasted the "gateway drug"? maybe so. But I choose to believe that this anti-weed mentality, that has been catching on like wildfire, is the prodigy of stupidity and fear mongering. The first time I ever smoked, was with a friend's mother, who had been diagnosed with cancer. She was no hippie weirdo either. This was a legitimate medical need for Mary Jane. When I sat down at the table, she was rolling a joint and began to explain to me how if she didn't smoke, not only was she never hungry but she couldn't keep her medicine down because she was so sick to her stomach. Wheew, man oh man, if I would have dared put that little doozy on fbook, I would have been virtually lynched by a Christian lynch-mob (even though they would have denied their lynch-mob status...I know who you all are, and I have my eye on you).

...More to come. 

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